Tenerife stories of 2013

[Nova]

Yes, I'll try and edit it for you so you can put it on your own site.  Downloading now....

[El Profesor]

You speak beautifully Janet. Well done. 

[Delderek]

seconded. and actually answers questions without going off on a tangent.
well done Janet

[Michael]

Excellent stuff.

Janet, you're the only person I know who could tell someone that they are as bent as a dog's hind leg and it would take them a week to realise they'd just been insulted. 

[Janet]

 

well thank you! I had Jeremy sniggering in the corner of the kitchen .... 

[Michael]

well thank you! I had Jeremy sniggering in the corner of the kitchen .... 

Very commendable. I'd have had to go outside. 

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

I am still listening now but am baffled as to the waste of time talking about Mandela.  I am not sure this Clio has a grip on reality.

[Nova]

Brilliant indeed    How to sum up the Arona lifeguard situation in just four two sentences - make them very long sentences and don't stop for breath 

[Janet]

Clio said she wanted to cover the Mandela story because there's a book of condolence opened in Gran Canaria, I think ...

edit: according to THIS, it's some official attempt to cement Canarian-African relations ...

[Perikles]

Janet, you're the only person I know who could tell someone that they are as bent as a dog's hind leg and it would take them a week to realise they'd just been insulted. 

Yes, a style which is the exact opposite of the kind of comments she can make when I have done something silly in the house, like accidentally switching off the router.