Merry ?

[El Profesor]

Ok I admit .......... I am totally stumped.

I saw this sign on a wall in the street in Arafo.

Merry for sale! What could it possibly be?
And with accessories too. Is that a good price?

Any ideas? I'm genuinely bemused.

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[Michael]

Whatever it is, it ain't cheap. 

A mis-spelling perhaps?

[Nova]

Could it be a fairground ride?  Go on, phone and ask, you know you want to 

Edit:  Do you think it might be one of THESE?  It has lots of accessories available and the price is about right 

[Perikles]

Danish girlfriend? I wonder what the accessories are.

[Guanche]

I think we should all have a guess as to what it might be, and then someone should ring the number to find out.

I thinks it's a donkey

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

I think it's a new buxom Russian girl who offers many services. 

[El Profesor]

Ok I phoned him.
But unfortunately all I could get out of him was that it is "8 caballos"

I tried to get him to tell me what it was but he thought I was taking the piss.
"Do you want to buy the MERRY or not"
"Well I haven't made up my mind yet ..... if you could just tell me what it's for ......"
"Come on, this is a wind up ..... who are you?"
"Ok .... what are the accessories then?"
"just the qywstackypp and the wheels I can't let you have any more"
"The what?"
"Why don't you go take the piss out of someone else ......... coño"

[Nova]

 

[NAH]

Brilliant, this has to a classic, thanks for ringing El P.

So I guess it's an 8 Horse Power something with wheels

[Michael]

Go on. Ring the number now and find out. You know you all want to.