Informed council officers - not

[Perikles]

Janet has just phoned the Guia de Isora department responsible for registering dogs, which appears to be obligatory for all dogs according to internet info on Spanish law. After spending some time convincing the woman that the dog was clearly not 'potentially dangerous', the woman admitted she did not know whether dogs not in that category (dogegory?) needed to registered or not. Can you believe that?

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

Yes, I can believe that.  Why are you surprised?

[Nova]

Arona do the equivalent of a doggy empadronamiento at the Centro Cultural - maybe Guia do too?

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

Dahlink, nothing happens at the Centro Cultural, they're all white elephants!