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Author Topic: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain

Online Delderek

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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #10 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 14:04 »
I'm tempted to post on some Tenerife FB groups something like this

Then sit back and wait for the fireworks.  :giggle:

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Mmnn I think you might be a little late. A site run by a lady called Janet Anscombe, has already had similar questions. :whistle:

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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #11 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 14:08 »
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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #12 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 14:19 »
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I own an apartment in a complex in South Tenerife. How do I go about reporting owners who are doing short term holiday lets to the authorities?

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There are rentals occurring on our complex which are deemed illegal under Spanish law, can you please provide a suitable draft letter which I can send to the president and administrator.
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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #13 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 14:37 »
How about this?

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I've been dating this guy for a few months. He's so attentive and has made an effort to get to know all my friends and neighbours. I thought he worked in security because he takes such an interest in the dates my neighbours are away and notices all comings and goings but I've recently found out he's a lettings inspector for Turismo. Now he wants to move in with me but he says I can't tell my friends or neighbours what he does for a living. I really want us to live together but I can't stand lying, so should I tell him I used to be a stripper? 

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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #14 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 15:39 »
How about this?

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Tell him he can move in but he'll have to shift out on peak weeks....and deffo over Christmas and New Year.... :giggle:

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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #15 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 15:52 »
Meanwhile Airbnb has removed 1,000 listings from Barcelona, but I can't be arsed to read why.

El País translated into Englibberish
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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #16 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 17:23 »
How about this?

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That one's a gem Nova although if I change my name to Michaela to post it, it'll be 6 weeks before I can change it back.  :rofl:
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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #17 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 17:48 »
Is that how frequently FB allows you to change your name?

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Re: Apartment sub-letting scam in Spain
« Reply #18 on: Tue 4 Jul 2017, 17:50 »
Is that how frequently FB allows you to change your name?

I believe so.
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