The twenty worst restaurants in Spain

Started by Perikles, Fri 24 Jan 2014, 10:18

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Perikles

Report here with photos of disgusting meals. Of particular interest is the inclusion (no. 13) of a Mexican restaurant in Golf del Sur. Further specific details here.

That last link includes some hilarious reviews such as this one:

QuoteComimos allí en diciembre como mi hijo quería comida mexicana. Mi mujer, mi hija y a mi hermana fuimos al retrete y todos volvimos indignado con la falta de higiene. ya habíamos pedido, así que decidimos quedarnos a comer, la peor decisión que he hecho. Mi hijo, mi hermana y yo tuvimos los burritos de pollo que vinieron a la mesa que buscan enfermos y frío. Mi hermana no comer, pero mi hijo y yo! fue la única comida donde tuvimos la misma comida. Tuvimos que llamar al médico a él al día siguiente ya había perdido el control de su cuerpo en ambos extremos y volábamos ese día. entonces he comenzado el mismo cuando volví a casa. Mi hijo perdió una piedra en peso y estoy en el sofá con un cubo! Pagamos 80 euros euros por la comida asquerosa envenenado, 90 euros para una emergencia médico para nuestro hijo al día siguiente y 14 euros para el Med para tratar de solucionar la situación por lo que pudimos volar a casa esa noche.

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I think to go yust to see the waiter in the mexican in the Golf del Sur  .  ;)

here Whet they say about him ;

El camarero hace Manuel de Fawlty Towers candidato a un camarero del año. Nunca he visto un servicio lento y descuidado. Por favor, no comer aquí - es el lugar más decepcionante con el camarero más ineficaz que he visto.
Cuando nos marchamos quería decir a todos los otros clientes a correr como el infierno.

The waiter is like manuel of Faulty Towers , candidate for waiter of the year .
I've never seen a slower and sloppy service.
Please do not eat here - the most disappointing place with the most inefficient waiter ever.
When we left I wanted to tell all the other customers to run like hell.

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Myrtle Hogan-Lance

TripAdvisor is showing me all the reviews in Spanish, and I am quite certain that all the British reviewers do not speak Spanish.  Then I see each one is translated by Language Weaver and you have to click to see the original.   :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wish TripAdvisor and every other website would stop fucking around and putting things in Spanish because they detect that I am in Spain.   :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit:

El Profesor

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Quote from: Myrtle Hogan-Lance on Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:12


I really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really wish TripAdvisor and every other website would stop fucking around and putting things in Spanish because they detect that I am in Spain.   :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit: :gonnagetit:

Yeah . . . . . THIS one really annoys me . . . I don't want to log in just to see the titles in English.

But unfortunately it is a site you can't live without.

Janet

yep, that's the one that annoys me too.  :gonnagetit:

Myrtle Hogan-Lance

I just went to IMDb to see if anything had changed and I still see it in English, and am not logged in.   :017:

Perikles

Quote from: Prof on Fri 24 Jan 2014, 14:21But unfortunately it is a site you can't live without.

That's odd, I didn't even know it existed, and as far as I can tell, I do. Cogito.

NAH

To be honest I've never been impressed with the look of the eating establishments along the seafront. Just my opinion.
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Michael

Quote from: NAH on Fri 24 Jan 2014, 18:45
To be honest I've never been impressed with the look of the eating establishments along the seafront. Just my opinion.

We were dandering along the seafront in Los Cristianos one evening looking for somewhere to eat.

We passed one little place which had several chickens on a spit.

Then we saw a staff member throw the mankiest looking tea towel over the chickens.

We didn't eat there.  :whistle:
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