MOOTOO Model Management casting call in south Tenerife to appear in a TV advert

[Janet]

oh what? 

diplomacy rules, eh? 

[Nova]

I just can't believe people say things like that. She was Nigerian do I don't know whether her cultural background is such that I should take it as a compliment. Maybe she wanted dietary advice 

[Michael]

I take it you didn't have a large blunt object to hand? 

[Nova]

I was in the goldfish bowl, I'd only have broken the glass...

[Michael]

Never mind, whatever roles we go for, i'm sure Janet will put in a word. 

[Janet]

oh yes, no problem ...

[NAH]

What about me, Perikles, NAH and Poker for a barbershop quartet? 

I will have to give that a miss as I won't be in Tenerife on the dates they will be filming, otherwise I would have jumped at the chance.

Seeing as yet another customer asked me if if was pregnant on Friday...... When I replied that no, I'm not pregnant she asked me what I'm eating 

Unbelievable!

....whether her cultural background is such that I should take it as a compliment.

Or down to the fact that she had very poor eyesight.

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

I will have to give that a miss as I won't be in Tenerife on the dates they will be filming, otherwise I would have jumped at the chance.

Do not worry mate!  Give Janet your dates and she will get them to do the filming around your schedule.  Simple as.

Which part are you going for?

[NAH]

Do not worry mate!  Give Janet your dates and she will get them to do the filming around your schedule.  Simple as.

Which part are you going for?

Nothing really fits perfectly which is why I wasn't going to bother about it but seeing as Janet has gone to all the trouble to arrange a part for me...I'm sure she has as I've sent her an email and left a comment on her website. She is the one organising the filming again isn't she?

I was going to go for the 40 year old who could ride a motorbike but then I realised I'm not very overweight and have no tatoos so I think I'll have to go for the sunbather, barman or, simply a passer by this time