MOOTOO Model Management casting call in south Tenerife to appear in a TV advert

[Janet]

Mootoo Model Management have made an open casting call in south Tenerife for the production of a TV advert. The casting will take place on 15 and 16 November, and they are looking for the following:

• a 25-28 man (could be older) for a friendly "nice man" role (preferably someone already a comic or actor)
• someone who could be an Italian pizza delivery man
• an older man for a mobility scooter role
• a thin young male hairdresser with a showy hairstyle (or could be made into one)
• a mixed race man with braids for a "ghetto" type role
• four people for a barbershop quartet (these should already know how to sing a capella)
• an overweight woman prepared to appear in a bikini or bathing costume
• a white woman who could be a  "mother" type of around 40
• a white child of around 8 or 9 who will have an English-speaking role
• a boy and girl of around 8-10 who will be making sand castles
• several young people, male and female, of around 20 years old, for beach and volleyball roles(dancers preferred)
• a 40-60 year old man with an interesting face
• a very overweight 40 year old who can ride a motorbike (ideally with tattooes and goatee beard)
• a toilet attendant (this last should be "unconventionally attractive", between 20 and 30, and will appear quite a lot in the advert – must be able to speak English).
• various people for roles as lifeguards, a dwarf (!), sunbathers, ball players, barman/woman, father types, passers by, etc. – many will need to be comfortable appearing in Speedo-type beachwear.
  

I've already got quite an idea of what this advert will look like! If you're interested, please email booker@mootoo.eu giving your name, phone number and attaching a recent photo.


JA

[Perikles]

This must break the record for the number of politically incorrect requirements.

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

"an overweight woman prepared to appear in a bikini or bathing costume"

Figures.  It's the only requirement I meet and I am not prepared to bare anything for the camera.  There goes my career again.

[Janet]

Cue Perikles saying I'll be applying for the dwarf ... 

[Perikles]

"an overweight woman prepared to appear in a bikini or bathing costume"

Figures.  It's the only requirement I meet and I am not prepared to bare anything for the camera.  There goes my career again.

Jeez - you are most definitely not overweight, at least not for Tenerife standards. You would stand no chance.

[Perikles]

• an older man for a mobility scooter role
• various people for roles as .. a dwarf (!)
  

OK - that's two sorted, as predicted. 

[poker]

Now if I getsome tatoos and eat alot I could chance my role on the moterbike  .

[Michael]

What about me, Perikles, NAH and Poker for a barbershop quartet? 

[Janet]

that I would HAVE to see ...

[Nova]

that I would HAVE to see ...

Get in the queue! 

Seeing as yet another customer asked me if if was pregnant on Friday, I think I should apply for the role of the overweight woman in a bikini, or maybe the motherly figure 

This customer took the biscuit by the way. When I replied that no, I'm not pregnant she asked me what I'm eating