Casting call for Ron Howard’s remake of Moby Dick to be filmed in La Gomera

[Janet]

I thought you were the whale ... 

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

He IS the whale!  He's gonna get top billing in our movie.

[Michael]

He IS the whale!  He's gonna get top billing in our movie.

Thankyou. I've been trying to get in shape. I've put on 2kg. 

[Perikles]

I might apply for the part of the bait: free water skiing. 

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

You can't; you're the pirate.  This isn't like Alec Guinness in that movie whose name I can't remember.

[Perikles]

You can't; you're the pirate.  This isn't like Alec Guinness in that movie whose name I can't remember.

Kind Hearts and Coronets 

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

That's the one. 

Do you feel you are versatile and talented enough to take up more than one role?  Given your physical unique properties? 

[Perikles]

Do you feel you are versatile and talented enough to take up more than one role?  Given your physical unique properties?

In fact, I'm not sufficiently versatile even for one role.

[Janet]

Rudy y Ruymán, the pair of Canarian parodists who find humour sometimes in the most unexpected of places, decided to take literally the casting call for applicants of " indigenous Latin American, African and mixed race features". This video says it all, really. Politically correct it isn't ...

[Nova]

 

catchy song too... "mi cuñada..."