Guía de Isora to have second golf course

[Myrtle Hogan-Lance]

Well well well.... "water and a banana at each hole". What the hell's a golfer to do?  Unless he has my dogs with him to eat the bananas*, it's no use.  Don't go! 

My FIL who was then a member of Mowbary Golf Club in Cape Town declined to golf here two years ago as he did not want to pay the green fees.  So he took a holiday and came up the mountain with us and the dogs every day.  Then went back to Cape Town where he punished all the residents of the retirement village by instituting a 2k, 5k, and 10k walk every Sunday.  They are still suffering.  And he's still golfing 2-3 times/week, age 87. 

*could possibly be rented out to responsible individuals as long as they understand my dogs LOVE bananas and must be fed.